Thursday, July 30, 2009

you have clothes like a fuckin dickhead

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops (hands in late pass)

so fucking shitty, just goes down the line of shitty things you can have a car/truck

a few weeks ago peter and ash went to see wicked and this is what they were wearing. before this peter tryed to show me naked pictures he took of himself in the tub. sooooooooooooo omo

kat dennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnings!!!!!!!!! i painted it

new tattoooo lee drew for me, i was hyped for sure.

best thing on the market for sure, ketchup chips first time ive ever seen them in the u.s. and i bought 4 bags cuz they are delish
bill haverchuck from freaks and geeks!!!!!!!!!! best shit ever
another painting i did


Monday, June 8, 2009

Trip (Long Bitch)


ive been slacking

We left and when we stopped for the first time we had nasty ass subway and dq in some random town. sooo shitty.
I tryed to convince pete to eat one of these nasty things. he said it kind looked like his dirty hot dog

vlad made me take the this and the next one knowing i do not approve






got to long beach ate some mexican food then went to the vans hq and skated the ramp and looked that the displays






all hail cardiel





some oldies






pooooop


more goods



the vans ramp, it is sooooo fun. skate it if you can


fucking l.a. traffic, took so fucking long to get anywhere



I am so pho king coooooooooooooool

Vlad said he wanted to be like his ideal, grant patterson. i got madddddd respkect


The tour guide brandon, we asked him to take us back to az on many occassions and he denied. so i cut my pants into shorts and left one leg in his car as punishment. you will regret the day you crossed me



the good ol boy neal, he let us stay in petes room while we were theree and we smeard poop all over hi spillow case


i liked the sign



went to the bathroom somewhere and i saw this had to take a picture


thats right, both trucks on backwards, he didnt even notice until i said something







went to the beach with joe one day after skating downtown long bitch. drank some beers and watchd some dolphins. looked at fine women, what else could one want.


arielle got sooooooo jealous i was the pho king



on the way to drop off neals keys i saw this gentleman walkin into the vans hq..........non other than ge off rolley

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Trip (Vegas)

This is the second half of the trip, Vegas with Wilrick!!!!!!!!!!!!
This isnt in order, well the rest of the pictures are but not this one. i almost forgot about it cuz it was so dark but dick sushi kevin drew

First got to vegas, the strip is in the veryyyy background. we are at a mc donalds that vlad said some young girl was tryin to hit on him


pulled into kevins apartment and he met us on his long board in his work cloths. his apartment is soooo nice




The first picture is from getting sushi before we tryed to skate anthem park, but we got kicked out by this cop with a pickle nose cuz daryll was bein a shit to him. but he deserved it. he was a jackass




i have no clue



next day kevin had to work so me and vlad went to the strip to play poker, theres the mgm grand



More hotels from the strip



excalibur!!!!!!!!!!!@ that fat white guy with the gap in his teeth was doing shows there. louie something.



the motha fuckin m&m factory shit i walked down there when pete was playin poker and i lost all my mons




good picture of some resturant with a hott betty page devil faker on it.



paris, i have arrived



i walked around for like 20 minutes trying to find this thing. 67 ozs of budlight. it was not very good. but i drank it cuz it was hott and i was fuckiiiiin bored.



infront of the paris hotel, i was just wlakin around lookin at chicks and drinkin my beer lookin for random shit to buy



the water show at the belligio,. i was across the street when it happened god damn it! its better at night anyways.



some of their city buses are double dekkers





met up with kevin and got some food, fine ass girl was working there. vlad is in his pink tall tee he wore it all night. youll see more. throwing up the most metal of horns, the baby


kevin, lookin damn fine in a shirt i bought from goodwill in california. rockos modern life



we went to pick up kevins girlfriend spencer and this was a shelf in her room, i liked it so i took picha







We then went down to freemont street to partake in some fun times.


vlad, dont know what he is doing but he must have been movin fast



got another big drink that day a football this time of the champagne of beer



kiss light show in the tunnel thing on freemont street, old people were dancing like crazy. they looked like jackasses



kevin with his big football of the champagne




me sippin on my drank, it wasnt too bad and i wanted to send arielle a picture




another light show, this time hippie themed. again jackass old people dancing around




these girls were dancing but stopped right before i took this picture




spence kev vlad, notice the shirts.



zack, hes the shit, he came to the club with us even tho he is straight edge. you know youre legit when a straight edge kid will hang out with you when everyone is drunk




outside of the bars we went to, some random fixed gear kids and some babe


me and vlad enjoying the night for sure.




went to a bar called dont tell mama, it was a piano bar, this pretty lady had a beautiful voice





the second bar we went to it was sick!!! ther was a dj and someone playin like electric drums if it was here it would be a hot spot.




Too legit




Daryll and ramil, daryll is lookin all gqed out.





larry david?



crayons that look like dildos!!!!



kevin had to go to a wedding so me and pete went to the southpoint to play poker and eat food.



then we ended up back there after goin to a party and had more food and fucked up their forks sooo bad.l



two sly cats







went to a pool party and i couldnt swim cuz of my tt so i smoked vigs and lookeed at hott ass scene girls, heres kevin and spence






on the road back to az!!!!!!
back in az

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Tuesday and today

didnt go to work on tuesday got pho by myself. im a fucking loser
i couldnt finish all the soup but i tryed.

went to cowtown,saw the tk someone special ordered. maalouf called them an asshole but those shoes are so fucking funny.

double meat girls pay extra


harl came ot cowtown and we went to links to get tattoos from dom, it was siiiiick. harl gettin his, i could see th pain on his face at points haha

mine when it was done, my hand is all swollen now it sucks haha it looks like i broke it or someting

This is erin, she works with me and was stretching while we were smoking cuz she was sore from working out haha it made me laugh tonssssssssssss

Sunday, May 10, 2009

(insert song lyrics)

This is a bonus picture from when i got sushi with courtney, i made her smile!

After weeks of buggin harl me and pete finally got some god damn brimley shades! I still look like elephant man, but with style now.

Dont know if you can tell but the license plate says gtg brb and for the retards that means got to go and be right back. there was a girl in the passanger seat dancing before i took this picture so i started dancing too. and then i shot the photo and she was dancing out of the sunroof. she was wearing a prom dress.


i got my mom some scratchers so i got myself some and i won 3 bucks and she won 1 haha




This is what i wrote on the inside of the mothers day card.




the scratchers and the inside of the card



I had to get the cheesiest card around, and i saw garfield and decided he was cheese enough.

the entire gift, some roses and the card, haha i wanna take full credit for this but if arielle didnt tell me to get her something today i probbly wouldnt have or wouldnt have thougth to get flowers which my mom lovess!!! so thanks lil mermaid

Friday, May 8, 2009

gotta love seeeeeeeeafoooood

i went and got sushi last night, it was bomb!!! and supa cheap only 4.86 so bomb.
this young lady with the big brown eyes went with me. it was delish she loved it and we watched nick and norah's infinite playlist afterwards. im so gay for that movie

courtney has a flashlight that you wind to make it work. it was kinda crazy and i spun it for like 5 minutes even tho it says to do it for one. i was having too much fun.

ya i dont know what was going on here, i definitely didnt write that stuff on her dry erease board ;-)


i bleached thyne hair. i look like elephant man

Monday, May 4, 2009

Do as you Don't (big ass tits)

havent updated in a while.so there is alot goin on. skated out in buttfuck a few weeks ago with all these wacky kats. then we at at joes bbq. sooo bomb. ryan took down a whole sampler, which is a lot of food. he left that place lookin like a 5 year old with bbq sauce all over his face and clothes.


got some new shoes, and the first picture is me and chuck, and the other is me a j-mod. we are so fuckin cool. link has them too but i forgot to take a picture when i saw him.


same day i got the shoes, saw mr. bender link had to help him push start his bike. it was funny. he still has to draw up a tattoo for me. so if you read this lee do it up.





pete fryed up some catfish the other night, never had it before but it was bomb!!!!! green beans on the other hand, so nast








Played halo with pete and he didnt get one kill the entire game and he wasnt fucking around at all. he was playing serious. we have been off our game for a minute. gotta clock in some hours and get back on top. no one and i mean no one can fuck with the bungie boyzzzzzzzz

Undisputed people's champ of az

Los taquitos again, so bomb, went to walgreens and got some bleach for my hair, and red dye for ash. we look goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood and pete with a shaved head.




again the peoples champ is back ready to reclaim the thrown


went to venizias on saturday with pete saw the ol boys jahir and link on the wall, they took down a fuckin party pizza. its fuckin huge!



stephen lookin all douchey, hes ready to hit mill for some tail for sure.



levi had a party on friday at the bar because hes now a proffesional skateboarder for element! he is hyped. everyone is az bitches...........everyone proceeded to celebrate by drinking for free thanks to element. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


JAHMAN

This is an excluisve of what is to come, dirtyboiz blog coming soon. Ryan Reyes, dirtiest kid i have ever met. if you see him call him pigpen