smell yo dick

the other weekend i went and painted some more and this was a car that was next to us, good shit
if you know whats up then i dont need to explain this .
made a soup bowl with this on the inside and feeling very pot-irie on the outside, sooooo sick
saw this bro while we were leaving. if you cant tell it has a huge sublime decail in some shitty writing, two srh spades a guy doin some trick on a motorcyle and kmk decail. couldnt miss this op. ashley pulled up behind him for me so i could get the shot.!

next day. went to breakfast with an ex roomate/friend ari "the sheriff" Shiffrin. he was very froogal.
i got a belguim waffle sandwich which turned out not be a sandwich so i fashioned it into one to enjoy what i payed for.
the waitress wrote this on our bill. i should mention we went to harlos, where there are a bunch of hott ass girls working. the hostess had fake tits that i couldnt keep my eyes off of. they looked so fake, but still tits so you know
james link, thats him
ashley dragged me to ulta, some beauty supply place so she could get some fuckin crazy shit for her hair. and nail polish cuz her nails were making her look like a raggamuffin. her nails looks proper......for now.

shut the fuck up donny

so i told ashley to write this on there so now it says catys tits. i saw her like the day after i made this and she asked me if i was gonna turn anything else into porn. i think its art tho. fyi the nips stick out
jahir brought home some tequila from cancun it tasted like black licqouise and we took shots out of a 1/4th cup thing. thats matt
sunday i was suppose to go skating with billy and jim. this is them pulling up you cant really tell but its raining. really hard. so we went to a parking garage and it started filling up with people that went i dont know.

my new piggy bank along with a lotta ticket and my flashing stunna. the pigs got his own stunas on and some slicked back hair. he's so saucey

finally! something to remind me of my lost kitten francis. except he didnt have white. all gray, i jst added the white for texture. hes the shit and ontop of my computer like the real francis would prbably be

caty's boobs

went to as you wish with ashley and lizzzzzzzzz today i made this dish thing to hang in my room. a pair of tits. i used puff paint on the nips so they stick out. afterwards i thought of writing caty's boobs, but i dont think i will. those nips look like baby toes.
i made this piggy bank next, pretty simple didnt wanna do anything too crazy. stunna glasses, and some slicked back hair. a lil hyphy piggy

yesterday i went to yc's it was pretty good. i had to get my pack on here is ashley enjoying her meal
This is tom, ashleys friend, he is funny
scratchers, my new thing. i won ten bucks here and another today. makin that paper
photo from today in the wrong spot. we parked next to this white suv and this was the decale on the back window. sooooooooo gay.

The process of packing at yc's, you pack the meat to the rim, then add the veggies, you gotta pack that shit tight so you can get what you pay for. then you pile on the noodles. packing still then sauce that bitch and you come out with two full bowls. one to eat and one for the left overs

i rode my bike to frys the other day cuz i was bored and needed to get out of the house, i was looking at buying these burger king ketchup fries, decided not to cuz they dont compare to ketchup chips. they are the shit! but anyways. i saw this. why does this guy have his own beef jerky? hes a jerk off who mad a carreer out of being a dumb redneck and telling people why they might be one. not funny fuck this guy!





another little something i painted at as you wish my jah glass its the shit huh? like that jah on the handle. the drips of paint on the inside was a mistake then ashley started doing it and it turned out good. thats it for now. more later

clubs on mill are hilarious

good quality on a camera phone. made this baby to celebrate with the stoners. bought pete that beanie for christmas made him wear it all day on april 20th. he hated it. but good photo right?
same day. went to a party and this was on the table there. really? hahaha so good. i think jahir is stoned in the background.
petes either pooping or peeing. he sits to pee. thats a fun fact for the peter vlad fan club.

i bought some stunnnnnnnna glasses off of this site, it took like 3 weeks for them to get here. and they told me they would send me a freee pair. so i asked for the flashing ones you see above. they have like 5 different settings. all legit. ill definately be wearing these around. oh and pete wanted to see them too. sorry. best i got right now. i ll take another one for you.
thats a tattoo that i got like a month ago or so. sometimes i forget i have it. people at work have seen it, some ask about it some just stare at it. my mom just laughed when she saw it. plan on getting more.

dave and his special lady friend jami. i think this was the fourth of july. had to snap a shot of them.
another good purchase online. gold fronts, with fangs. havent worn them in a while. they make me sound like a gummi bear.
taken the same day as the pictures of dave before but this is dave lookin all gq, he said he didnt want people to call him ghetto d anymore he want gq d. i dont know what it means but i guess he wants to be a model or something......just playin
i got this photo before jeff stevens could, second price down. 420, he was gonna get a picture by a gas price like this and have a caption that said "gas prices arent the only thing getting high" thought it was hilarious. brought it here.

This is pete, my roomate, bestfriend, skinny wiener lover and all around good guy. we like to make fun of people who like kotton mouth kings or that spade shit. he has a long mustache too
this is caty, she really short. i think less then 5 feet tall but shes claimin 5'1. met her a few times, shes one of ashleys friends. here she is getting a cigarette and borrowing my lighter probably. you need to get one. actually i have one you can have in my room. should have given it to you. juggalos on mill.............i was getting lunch with ashley and i saw someone with paint on there chest and i didnt have my phone out to take a picture, but thankfully they were still hangin around mill after we got subs so we made a u turn just to get this photo. wish it could have been closer. you can still kinda see the guy on the rights clown make up.
this is ashley, petes special lady friend. shes very nice and just like him.....a clown. they get along really well. its awesome im happy for him. here she is looking like a granny with her glasses low. she claims bi focals but im claim she just wants to look like a granny.
i took photos of pete wearing a tie dye outfit so he could make a .gif he left for romania so he didnt get to yet. just a preview of what is to come for that.

introduction

this is me, i will not use proper puncutation or spelling on this blog. im gonna post pictures from my sidekick and maybe a story about the picture when it comes time. yadada?