Aslan:The tale of the kids who hopped on his back

you have clothes like a fuckin dickhead

2009-07-30T18:03:00.000-07:00

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops (hands in late pass)

so fucking shitty, just goes down the line of shitty things you can have a car/truck

a few weeks ago peter and ash went to see wicked and this is what they were wearing. before this peter tryed to show me naked pictures he took of himself in the tub. sooooooooooooo omo

kat dennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnings!!!!!!!!! i painted it

new tattoooo lee drew for me, i was hyped for sure.

best thing on the market for sure, ketchup chips first time ive ever seen them in the u.s. and i bought 4 bags cuz they are delish
bill haverchuck from freaks and geeks!!!!!!!!!! best shit ever
another painting i did

Trip (Long Bitch)

2009-06-08T17:02:00.000-07:00

ive been slacking

We left and when we stopped for the first time we had nasty ass subway and dq in some random town. sooo shitty.

I tryed to convince pete to eat one of these nasty things. he said it kind looked like his dirty hot dog

vlad made me take the this and the next one knowing i do not approve

got to long beach ate some mexican food then went to the vans hq and skated the ramp and looked that the displays

all hail cardiel

some oldies

pooooop

more goods

the vans ramp, it is sooooo fun. skate it if you can

fucking l.a. traffic, took so fucking long to get anywhere

I am so pho king coooooooooooooool

Vlad said he wanted to be like his ideal, grant patterson. i got madddddd respkect

The tour guide brandon, we asked him to take us back to az on many occassions and he denied. so i cut my pants into shorts and left one leg in his car as punishment. you will regret the day you crossed me

the good ol boy neal, he let us stay in petes room while we were theree and we smeard poop all over hi spillow case

i liked the sign

went to the bathroom somewhere and i saw this had to take a picture

thats right, both trucks on backwards, he didnt even notice until i said something

went to the beach with joe one day after skating downtown long bitch. drank some beers and watchd some dolphins. looked at fine women, what else could one want.

arielle got sooooooo jealous i was the pho king

on the way to drop off neals keys i saw this gentleman walkin into the vans hq..........non other than ge off rolley

Trip (Vegas)

2009-05-27T17:58:00.000-07:00

This is the second half of the trip, Vegas with Wilrick!!!!!!!!!!!!
This isnt in order, well the rest of the pictures are but not this one. i almost forgot about it cuz it was so dark but dick sushi kevin drew

First got to vegas, the strip is in the veryyyy background. we are at a mc donalds that vlad said some young girl was tryin to hit on him

pulled into kevins apartment and he met us on his long board in his work cloths. his apartment is soooo nice

The first picture is from getting sushi before we tryed to skate anthem park, but we got kicked out by this cop with a pickle nose cuz daryll was bein a shit to him. but he deserved it. he was a jackass

i have no clue

next day kevin had to work so me and vlad went to the strip to play poker, theres the mgm grand

More hotels from the strip

excalibur!!!!!!!!!!!@ that fat white guy with the gap in his teeth was doing shows there. louie something.

the motha fuckin m&m factory shit i walked down there when pete was playin poker and i lost all my mons

good picture of some resturant with a hott betty page devil faker on it.

paris, i have arrived

i walked around for like 20 minutes trying to find this thing. 67 ozs of budlight. it was not very good. but i drank it cuz it was hott and i was fuckiiiiin bored.

infront of the paris hotel, i was just wlakin around lookin at chicks and drinkin my beer lookin for random shit to buy

the water show at the belligio,. i was across the street when it happened god damn it! its better at night anyways.

some of their city buses are double dekkers

met up with kevin and got some food, fine ass girl was working there. vlad is in his pink tall tee he wore it all night. youll see more. throwing up the most metal of horns, the baby

kevin, lookin damn fine in a shirt i bought from goodwill in california. rockos modern life

we went to pick up kevins girlfriend spencer and this was a shelf in her room, i liked it so i took picha

We then went down to freemont street to partake in some fun times.

vlad, dont know what he is doing but he must have been movin fast

got another big drink that day a football this time of the champagne of beer

kiss light show in the tunnel thing on freemont street, old people were dancing like crazy. they looked like jackasses

kevin with his big football of the champagne

me sippin on my drank, it wasnt too bad and i wanted to send arielle a picture

another light show, this time hippie themed. again jackass old people dancing around

these girls were dancing but stopped right before i took this picture

spence kev vlad, notice the shirts.

zack, hes the shit, he came to the club with us even tho he is straight edge. you know youre legit when a straight edge kid will hang out with you when everyone is drunk

outside of the bars we went to, some random fixed gear kids and some babe

me and vlad enjoying the night for sure.

went to a bar called dont tell mama, it was a piano bar, this pretty lady had a beautiful voice

the second bar we went to it was sick!!! ther was a dj and someone playin like electric drums if it was here it would be a hot spot.

Too legit

Daryll and ramil, daryll is lookin all gqed out.

larry david?

crayons that look like dildos!!!!

kevin had to go to a wedding so me and pete went to the southpoint to play poker and eat food.

then we ended up back there after goin to a party and had more food and fucked up their forks sooo bad.l

two sly cats

went to a pool party and i couldnt swim cuz of my tt so i smoked vigs and lookeed at hott ass scene girls, heres kevin and spence

on the road back to az!!!!!!
back in az

Tuesday and today

2009-05-14T16:47:00.000-07:00

didnt go to work on tuesday got pho by myself. im a fucking loser

i couldnt finish all the soup but i tryed.

went to cowtown,saw the tk someone special ordered. maalouf called them an asshole but those shoes are so fucking funny.

double meat girls pay extra

harl came ot cowtown and we went to links to get tattoos from dom, it was siiiiick. harl gettin his, i could see th pain on his face at points haha

mine when it was done, my hand is all swollen now it sucks haha it looks like i broke it or someting

This is erin, she works with me and was stretching while we were smoking cuz she was sore from working out haha it made me laugh tonssssssssssss

(insert song lyrics)

2009-05-10T16:49:00.000-07:00

This is a bonus picture from when i got sushi with courtney, i made her smile!

After weeks of buggin harl me and pete finally got some god damn brimley shades! I still look like elephant man, but with style now.

Dont know if you can tell but the license plate says gtg brb and for the retards that means got to go and be right back. there was a girl in the passanger seat dancing before i took this picture so i started dancing too. and then i shot the photo and she was dancing out of the sunroof. she was wearing a prom dress.

i got my mom some scratchers so i got myself some and i won 3 bucks and she won 1 haha

This is what i wrote on the inside of the mothers day card.

the scratchers and the inside of the card

I had to get the cheesiest card around, and i saw garfield and decided he was cheese enough.

the entire gift, some roses and the card, haha i wanna take full credit for this but if arielle didnt tell me to get her something today i probbly wouldnt have or wouldnt have thougth to get flowers which my mom lovess!!! so thanks lil mermaid

gotta love seeeeeeeeafoooood

2009-05-08T15:25:00.000-07:00

i went and got sushi last night, it was bomb!!! and supa cheap only 4.86 so bomb.

this young lady with the big brown eyes went with me. it was delish she loved it and we watched nick and norah's infinite playlist afterwards. im so gay for that movie

courtney has a flashlight that you wind to make it work. it was kinda crazy and i spun it for like 5 minutes even tho it says to do it for one. i was having too much fun.

ya i dont know what was going on here, i definitely didnt write that stuff on her dry erease board ;-)

i bleached thyne hair. i look like elephant man

Do as you Don't (big ass tits)

2009-05-04T16:40:00.000-07:00

havent updated in a while.so there is alot goin on. skated out in buttfuck a few weeks ago with all these wacky kats. then we at at joes bbq. sooo bomb. ryan took down a whole sampler, which is a lot of food. he left that place lookin like a 5 year old with bbq sauce all over his face and clothes.

got some new shoes, and the first picture is me and chuck, and the other is me a j-mod. we are so fuckin cool. link has them too but i forgot to take a picture when i saw him.

same day i got the shoes, saw mr. bender link had to help him push start his bike. it was funny. he still has to draw up a tattoo for me. so if you read this lee do it up.

pete fryed up some catfish the other night, never had it before but it was bomb!!!!! green beans on the other hand, so nast

Played halo with pete and he didnt get one kill the entire game and he wasnt fucking around at all. he was playing serious. we have been off our game for a minute. gotta clock in some hours and get back on top. no one and i mean no one can fuck with the bungie boyzzzzzzzz

Undisputed people's champ of az

Los taquitos again, so bomb, went to walgreens and got some bleach for my hair, and red dye for ash. we look goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood and pete with a shaved head.

again the peoples champ is back ready to reclaim the thrown

went to venizias on saturday with pete saw the ol boys jahir and link on the wall, they took down a fuckin party pizza. its fuckin huge!

stephen lookin all douchey, hes ready to hit mill for some tail for sure.

levi had a party on friday at the bar because hes now a proffesional skateboarder for element! he is hyped. everyone is az bitches...........everyone proceeded to celebrate by drinking for free thanks to element. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

JAHMAN

This is an excluisve of what is to come, dirtyboiz blog coming soon. Ryan Reyes, dirtiest kid i have ever met. if you see him call him pigpen

*420 special***

2009-04-20T17:38:00.000-07:00

went to a rave on saturday night with everyone, chris came prepared. he wrote his number on a piece of card to give to girls. i dont know how that went for him. but he was prepared.
went skating before with j-stay johnny and bust daddy and dink. it was fun. had to help jeff come up after he did the sickest trick..... fyi this is not it but i like it
pete picked me up and we were driving down the street from my house an d saw this. made him pull over and had to take pictures before him. the real life mystery machine. i wonder if a bunch of hippie douche bag squares cruise this thing
second angle
supplies at work, candy, water, shitty tobacco, brimley shades. makes for a good day at work.
went to the movies on wednesday with court, we saw the haunting in conniticut. fuck the spelling. and saw this guy wearing bondage jncos, so i tryed to take a picture of him. and i got one, should have waited cuz he saw the same movie as us....blowing it.
yc's with court same day, took a good picture of her. she looks amazing
kinda loaded these wrong but this is the aftermath. i still have like half of it left, dont even want it, just like making alot of food. fuck it
the before, lots of packing. the sheriff taught me well in the ways of packing.

Almost 420

2009-04-14T16:46:00.000-07:00

This is my old license, the picture was from when i turned 18. i used it to buy beer and cigs, even tho i look so different now no one questioned it..........well only one person, and pete almost got beat up by him, he was like some huge samoan. he said it didnt look like me and he couldnt sell me beer so i just left and pete like started askin him questions and said if he didnt have his muscle here he would just steal the beer because his fat ass wouldnt be able to catch him.

Boost mobile

2009-04-12T12:23:00.000-07:00

so i went to a shitty bro fest last night but these are a few pictures before. 2 to be exact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i bought a car yesterday,first big purchase. the pimp mobile. ha

this was on the rear view mirror, i almost ripped it off instantly but i had to wait so i could get a picture of it. fucking famous

The past few months of the life

2009-04-11T13:15:00.000-07:00

so its been awhile since ive updated this thing, and by popular request of pete ive decided to find it again and update on the regs. atleast once a week. so heres some stuff from the past few months of the life of toni.
j-stay really wanted to shammy off the roof before we moved out so he tryed it a few different times and he got worked everytime. best photo i got of him tryin. he came close a few times. maybe he can sneak over there and try it again.

Tattoo i got a few days before halloween, its the grim reaper and i didnt change the view of it so you could tell so deal

Thats ashley cat sebastian, hes kind of a pussy but i like him. hes nice and cuddly, not gay like ash tends to think he is.

This is p-franks old board, i dont remember the date but it was like decemeber or jan i think. jenk life. if you dont know about jenkem then you need to do a google search bitch!

los taquitos, on elliot and the 60. some guy from the food network or travel channel ate there and petes been up on his food joints he visited while he was here and this place is bomb. you should go there. the girl that works there is a fly seniorita, i probably fucked the spelling oh well.

hahah this is a bbq place in gilbert i went to with pete and ash. thats a mural they had on the wall. it was kinda fucked up because it had mexicans working and white people just walkin around the plantation all happy drinkin lemonade. it was hilarious.

it was movin time a few weeks ago, and jahir and link put the couch in the trash can, dont know how they did it but it worked some how. it was pretty funny throwing all the shit in the alley. literally all the furniture was in the alley. love it

few weeks ago, me an pete were getting boards, he had to go poop and this is what bucky did, put so much shit in front of the door, he filmed it and when pete came out he just pushed all the shit and walked out like nothing even happened.

last photo for this update and its jimmyboyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy he had just got off work and picked me up and he looked like a fuckin cowboy so i made him pose even tho he didnt want to. thanks ol boy-o

im back

2009-04-09T21:30:00.001-07:00

its been a lil bit i forgot about this blog and went through some shit. but im bck so if anyone still checks this ill update this weekend with alot of photos from my phone. the G phone

smell yo dick

2008-07-26T09:03:00.000-07:00

the other weekend i went and painted some more and this was a car that was next to us, good shit
if you know whats up then i dont need to explain this .
made a soup bowl with this on the inside and feeling very pot-irie on the outside, sooooo sick
saw this bro while we were leaving. if you cant tell it has a huge sublime decail in some shitty writing, two srh spades a guy doin some trick on a motorcyle and kmk decail. couldnt miss this op. ashley pulled up behind him for me so i could get the shot.!

next day. went to breakfast with an ex roomate/friend ari "the sheriff" Shiffrin. he was very froogal.
i got a belguim waffle sandwich which turned out not be a sandwich so i fashioned it into one to enjoy what i payed for.
the waitress wrote this on our bill. i should mention we went to harlos, where there are a bunch of hott ass girls working. the hostess had fake tits that i couldnt keep my eyes off of. they looked so fake, but still tits so you know
james link, thats him
ashley dragged me to ulta, some beauty supply place so she could get some fuckin crazy shit for her hair. and nail polish cuz her nails were making her look like a raggamuffin. her nails looks proper......for now.

shut the fuck up donny

2008-07-15T09:16:00.000-07:00

so i told ashley to write this on there so now it says catys tits. i saw her like the day after i made this and she asked me if i was gonna turn anything else into porn. i think its art tho. fyi the nips stick out
jahir brought home some tequila from cancun it tasted like black licqouise and we took shots out of a 1/4th cup thing. thats matt
sunday i was suppose to go skating with billy and jim. this is them pulling up you cant really tell but its raining. really hard. so we went to a parking garage and it started filling up with people that went i dont know.

my new piggy bank along with a lotta ticket and my flashing stunna. the pigs got his own stunas on and some slicked back hair. he's so saucey

finally! something to remind me of my lost kitten francis. except he didnt have white. all gray, i jst added the white for texture. hes the shit and ontop of my computer like the real francis would prbably be

caty's boobs

2008-07-09T22:14:00.000-07:00

went to as you wish with ashley and lizzzzzzzzz today i made this dish thing to hang in my room. a pair of tits. i used puff paint on the nips so they stick out. afterwards i thought of writing caty's boobs, but i dont think i will. those nips look like baby toes.
i made this piggy bank next, pretty simple didnt wanna do anything too crazy. stunna glasses, and some slicked back hair. a lil hyphy piggy

yesterday i went to yc's it was pretty good. i had to get my pack on here is ashley enjoying her meal
This is tom, ashleys friend, he is funny
scratchers, my new thing. i won ten bucks here and another today. makin that paper
photo from today in the wrong spot. we parked next to this white suv and this was the decale on the back window. sooooooooo gay.

The process of packing at yc's, you pack the meat to the rim, then add the veggies, you gotta pack that shit tight so you can get what you pay for. then you pile on the noodles. packing still then sauce that bitch and you come out with two full bowls. one to eat and one for the left overs

i rode my bike to frys the other day cuz i was bored and needed to get out of the house, i was looking at buying these burger king ketchup fries, decided not to cuz they dont compare to ketchup chips. they are the shit! but anyways. i saw this. why does this guy have his own beef jerky? hes a jerk off who mad a carreer out of being a dumb redneck and telling people why they might be one. not funny fuck this guy!

another little something i painted at as you wish my jah glass its the shit huh? like that jah on the handle. the drips of paint on the inside was a mistake then ashley started doing it and it turned out good. thats it for now. more later

clubs on mill are hilarious

2008-07-06T15:10:00.000-07:00

good quality on a camera phone. made this baby to celebrate with the stoners. bought pete that beanie for christmas made him wear it all day on april 20th. he hated it. but good photo right?
same day. went to a party and this was on the table there. really? hahaha so good. i think jahir is stoned in the background.
petes either pooping or peeing. he sits to pee. thats a fun fact for the peter vlad fan club.

i bought some stunnnnnnnna glasses off of this site, it took like 3 weeks for them to get here. and they told me they would send me a freee pair. so i asked for the flashing ones you see above. they have like 5 different settings. all legit. ill definately be wearing these around. oh and pete wanted to see them too. sorry. best i got right now. i ll take another one for you.
thats a tattoo that i got like a month ago or so. sometimes i forget i have it. people at work have seen it, some ask about it some just stare at it. my mom just laughed when she saw it. plan on getting more.

dave and his special lady friend jami. i think this was the fourth of july. had to snap a shot of them.
another good purchase online. gold fronts, with fangs. havent worn them in a while. they make me sound like a gummi bear.
taken the same day as the pictures of dave before but this is dave lookin all gq, he said he didnt want people to call him ghetto d anymore he want gq d. i dont know what it means but i guess he wants to be a model or something......just playin
i got this photo before jeff stevens could, second price down. 420, he was gonna get a picture by a gas price like this and have a caption that said "gas prices arent the only thing getting high" thought it was hilarious. brought it here.

This is pete, my roomate, bestfriend, skinny wiener lover and all around good guy. we like to make fun of people who like kotton mouth kings or that spade shit. he has a long mustache too
this is caty, she really short. i think less then 5 feet tall but shes claimin 5'1. met her a few times, shes one of ashleys friends. here she is getting a cigarette and borrowing my lighter probably. you need to get one. actually i have one you can have in my room. should have given it to you. juggalos on mill.............i was getting lunch with ashley and i saw someone with paint on there chest and i didnt have my phone out to take a picture, but thankfully they were still hangin around mill after we got subs so we made a u turn just to get this photo. wish it could have been closer. you can still kinda see the guy on the rights clown make up.
this is ashley, petes special lady friend. shes very nice and just like him.....a clown. they get along really well. its awesome im happy for him. here she is looking like a granny with her glasses low. she claims bi focals but im claim she just wants to look like a granny.
i took photos of pete wearing a tie dye outfit so he could make a .gif he left for romania so he didnt get to yet. just a preview of what is to come for that.

introduction

2008-07-06T15:02:00.000-07:00

this is me, i will not use proper puncutation or spelling on this blog. im gonna post pictures from my sidekick and maybe a story about the picture when it comes time. yadada?